do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER
Monster Date Problems 46 and 47
Here we see a Jim (Jimoratus Datilicious) in it’s natural habitat with a female Rokurokubi (Japanese Longass Necklious), possibly trying a type of mating ritual.
i hate small talk
tell me about how im gonna make you squart across the room and how that turns mw on. tell me about having the best oegamiom in the world everyday yeah baby. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s going.
when someone walks into a room where you are playing piano and they are very surprised to see you playing the piano